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104 Degrees Records warp in their racks, and, when played, contain sounds and words which weren't on there before...
SO
Reading: SO; Music, VC
City Livin' Sing-along banjo jamboree answering the question: How shitty is the city? This tune combines folk culture with citified alienation.
VC
Everything: VC
Sunday Drivers Just driving on in silence is sometimes not such a hot idea. But at other times it can be a prelude to something very very special.
SS
Everything: SS
Press 7 for Rasputin When your whole life has been put on hold, and the faceless bureaucracy cares not, press on. Be with ya shortly!
JC
Reading: JC
Foo 43 Lobotomy. Government conspiracy. Theremin. An unbeatable combo.
SO
Reading: SO; Music, VC
Atomic Alchemy The future of money, romance and sex. Introduction of the Big Suck.
CL
Reading: CL; Music, VC
Jesus Crack Fundamentalism as Addiction. Spiritual drunks. Sticking it to the (Born Again) Man.
JC
Reading: JC; Music, VC
Grula Lem If you've ever done the nasty with a sturdy flesh robot (or yearned to), this revealing confession will be right up your alley.
SO
Reading: SO
Hippos Hippos have incredibly bad breath, so they don't fear death. Care for a mint?
SO
Reading: SO; Music, VC
Blur of Red Scotty takes us all for a captivating and highly visual flyby through the rainforest canopy.
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Upside Down Dog In her vast machine, I am merely a cog... Upside Down Dog!
CL
Reading: CL; Alcoholic Neighbor: SO; Music, VC
Whang Krang!   More than the eye can behold, more than the heart can hold, more than the mind can think...
SS
Everything: SS
Big Trouble in Delphi What if local newscasters were mythical creatures, or even godlike? (As if they aren't!) 
JC
Reading: JC; Music, VC; Wailing: All
Standup Poet Did you hear the one about love and death and hell...? Don't forget to tip your waitress, schmuck!
VC
Reading & Lounge Music: VC
Spiked Balls Enter The Museum of Hopelessness at your own risk! The fear creates bad dreams.
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Song of the Paranoid Iowa Housewife The unfortunate saga of a domestic engineer gone mad in the heartland... Duck! Here come those tiny red airplanes again!
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Parallel Postcard Stride boldly forth to Rocket Alley, a place of lust... and fear... and folly
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Vegetable Man Chant rant, by the original originator of the form, the Pied Piper of Pasadena. O where is he leading us? 
Syd
Barrett
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Steelhead Experience the agony and the ecstasy that only vertical, straight-down flight can bring.
CL
Reading: CL; Music: VC
The Mexican Song Reality is an endangered species, especially south of the border. A beautiful romantic ditty of which lucidscreaming is clearly not worthy.
VC
Todas las Cosas: VC
The Green Mistress In which a Dubya-loving, Springer-worshipping married couple awakens aboard a spacecraft and encounters an otherworldly green entity
JC
Reading: CL (Claude); SO (Roz); Music: VC
Yes It Is No It Isn't So make up your fucking mind already.
SS
Everything: SS
Visions of Wozbrood Neal Cassady meets Area 51. On the road -- to madness! 
JC
Reading: JC
General Fun & Son Tantalyzing triptych. Rhymester Scotty really lets loose on these mad jams. The audience almost passed out. 
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
GUI-YA Fever dream, minus the fever. Martian bossa nova. Babies with two heads -- or is it the dreamer? 
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Jive Talkin' The Oxford English > Jive Dictionary. The immortal Mezz Mezzrow lives on in our hearts and vocal chords. For best results, serve with Gentlemen's Guide to Jive.
VC
Reading: BC (Queen's English), VC (Jivetalk)
Gentlemen's Guide to Jive The Harlem Jive > English Dictionary (Edinburgh Edition). See also: Jive Talkin'.  
VC
Reading: VC (Jivetalk), BC (Scotstalk)
Call Me Aboriginal Now leaving the Dreamtime and entering the world of the odd pink men
JC
Reading: JC; Music: VC
She Floated Away Aaaaargh! Sea Chanty. Hallucination. 
SO
Reading: SO; Music, VC
Banania! Sojourn with your guide Mustapha to the carefree African nation of Banania. It's that yellow one on the map there. 
SS
Everything: SS
Joe Sixpack One of those blue-collar redneck anthems that are so much the rage these days. Way to go, Joe! 
SO
Reading: VC
Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood A day trippin' ode to Huxley, Leary and... Mister Rogers
JC
Reading: JC, CL (Fred)
Clone Me It's all over in an instant.
SO
Reading: SO
Holy Bible Translated into Ebonics If this one doesn't target us for a rampage of hate mail and drive-by shootings, nothing will. Unless it's Hate Crime...
VC
Reading: VC
Hate Crime It's not just for racists anymore. Do we really need all this societal uproar over the N-Word? Can't we all just lighten up? Please don't hit me.
VC
Reading: VC
Kitchen The potentially fatal dangers of neglecting kitchen hygiene cannot be overemphasized. Pass the Lysol.
SO
Reading: SO; Music, VC
The American Dream The Reagan presidency was a golden era. At least for some people.
JC
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Boring Is there anything on TV? Hey, get outta my head!
VC
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Dreaming of Disneyland Having used our E Tickets in Vodoun Land and Social Engineering Land, we concluded it's a small, small evil vile world after all. Thanks, Walt.
JC
Reading: JC; Music: VC
A Big RV with Monster Tires Hand me the chain saw and a beer, Bubba! Wilderness schmilderness... We're here to party!
JC
Reading: JC; Music: VC
Pip of the Long Socks Remember Pippi -- that super-strong red-haired brat with the bone-stiff horizontal pigtails? That's okay... I don't either.
SO
Reading: SO; Music: VC
Box of Chocolates Explore the countless ways in which Scotty's life resembles an elegant box of delectable truffles...
SO
Reading: SO; Sound Effects: VC
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