Visions Of Wozbrood
And I sit on the 7th floor full of reporters With their broken-down news hound dreams I watch the flat brown sky envelop L.A. And sense all that raw pop culture that rolls In one unbelievably huge bulge, like a tumor Out past Vegas and over to the East Coast A metastatis that encroaches upon our dreams Bending and shaping them to its own design Devouring our free time as well, and leaving us Closer to the Simpsons than to our neighbors And heartsick with post-Edison, post-Marconi blues America probably spends more time reading About celebrity lifestyles now than anything else They fill bookracks, talkshows, magazines, newspapers And share space in tabloids with paranormal freakishness From illegitimate alien babies fathered by state troopers to Brooding bigfoot caught quaffing beer in Oregon bar But I think that Sasquatch and Julia Roberts Are just two sides of the same coin of collective yearning A coin flipped well, I might add, by one Scott Wozbrood Who wanted to travel to stars, not meet them But was comfortable with the Great American Hallucination I think of his poems about paranoid Iowa housewives And his great epic surreal science fiction stories I think of Scott Wozbrood and his visions, those visions Transmitted to him first, I believe, by Zubo
Smoking, cursing, writing his adventures in the year 3000 Reading great volumes concerning alternate universes Remembering every arcane and fascinating detail About yetis, psychoactive drugs, underground comics As he sought to mutate reality by any means necessary And I often sympathized with him on longish days While staring blankly at a computer screen in my cage As I knocked out articles on the entertainment business For Billboard, the unholy Bible of the music industry It was there that I toiled and nearly went insane Surrounded by the beaten-down old editors Who had seen Sinatra and Sullivan give way To the Beatles, MTV and Cicciolina And by younger scribes who took it all too seriously And really were just paid groupies eager for a backstage pass Who spent their days chasing scoops like some intrepid dog-owner Documented the commercial trends and celebrity gossip Who was in the Hot 100, climbing the charts with a bullet Who had a Hot Shot debut or Heatseeker Impact All names that reminded one of murder, junkies and nukes Of course it was all easy work, a steady paycheck But I felt my life slipping away, in a trail of headlines UB40 Holds At No. 1 For Third Week Until Arrival Of Billy Joel Laxative Mariah Carey's "Dreamlover" Revealed As Incubus Hall & Oates Re-Explore Soul In Epic Debut Editor Loses Soul Writing About Hall & Oates And so on Advertising Infinitum Ad Nauseum It was time to flee, hit the road, to pursue Wozzie's vision The strange UFO sighting he'd been discussing for years He'd been clamoring for a return trip up Highway 5 To the site of the Incident that had so affected him And I was tired of referring to humans as consumers Target audiences, viewers, eyeballs, niches, demographics I wanted to interview little blue men Not Geffen or Clive or Quincy No, I'm talkin' about missing time and abductions Bringing It, Them, The Unspeakable on home
Just after the conference call with New York I lit out for the territory, the Wozbrood Zone in fact Elvis and Sal Paradise and I had all left the building I would have to drive, of course Wozzie hadn't been able to shift gears since The Incident And incidentally had always been somewhat Unusual Since his first experiment with sensory deprivation at age 9 Locking himself all day into a tiny closet with no light or sound So I stopped by and picked up Woz from work at the Caltech library Where he stacked books on string theory and quantum arcana Had discussed time travel and black holes with Kip Thorne And worked UFO mysteries into his own Unified Field Theory And then we were on the road, heading north, ending up Two hours later somewhere past Bakersfield on Highway 5 As the colors of dusk were making even this barren area look good Getting ever closer to where The Incident had occurred Wozzie was smoking furiously, chattering about other dimensions We flew past long brown fields and power lines Grape vines and oil fields and ancient fault lines Barbed wire surrounded scrub and eroded dirt A sign ahead said: Drentron Avenue one mile Woz grew more agitated, "Drentron! "Doesn't that sound like an alien's name to you? "He's probably ten giga light years from home, poor fucker!" And so too were we and the road was empty Just forlorn tire retreads like little black alligator hides And three yellow dump trucks going from here to there "What do you think, Woz, carrying cow or computer chips?" "I think they've got dead aliens in those things," he screamed We had to be getting close, to where years earlier Late late one Tule fog night on his way home From a Fresno wedding with three friends Woz's car had been buzzed by something flying low Lower even than Evil Knievel on a bender The whatever- it-was was lit like a Christmas tree But flew silent as falling snow Came back the other way, right for them, still silent Buzzed them again, disappeared, reappeared above the overpass Went back and forth like it was taunting them "It was harassing us," said Woz, remembering This went on for twenty minutes, scaring them silly They all saw it but afterwards forgot it completely All except Wozzie, forever since haunted and obsessed
Surrounded by cottonwoods and a thousand blackbirds "It's here, it happened right here," Woz was apoplectic Night was coming fast, sun setting over piles of yellow And green minerals and sinister looking storage tanks I was happy to be pursuing the aliens, not industry VPs "There are no consumers out here," I gleefully told Woz "No target audiences or trends or niches" "Yes," he replied, "It's just us and them -- those interplanetary fucks!" I could see a dust storm rising in the distance We were beyond civilization as we knew it It was then that we saw the lights, dancing over the highway Teasing us, taunting us, luring us on For the first time in a long time, Wozzie was speechless Then moments later was halfway out the window, shaking his fist "Come and take me! I want to travel in space!" I saw it all then, his quest for the beyond The mystic, the extreme, the transcendent Martian colonies, Europa, Titan, the Oort Belt Datura, lysergic acid, peyote, San Pedro cactus Near-death experiences, astral projections, poltergeists Wozbrood might have pursued these interests Even if he'd been born in Jerusalem or Jakarta But I think much of his intensity came From having been born in America, Which can so often resemble, to the truly alienated, Some wealthy off-planet colony full of cyborgs So here we were, alone with our silent shadow I think back now to what unfolded on that open road As Woz met his destiny, in the time that was no time And I never did make it back to work that year Not that millenium, nor the next Later I thought of Wozbrood and his visions And nobody knows what's going to happen to anybody Twelve billion years or so after this particular universe was born Of a singularity smaller than a marble or an old memory And I think of Scott Wozbrood I think of all that he found again that day I think of Scott Wozbrood
dedicated to Scott Wozbrood & Jack Kerouac © JC McGowan 1999
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